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A
man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks
up behind him
and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
"`What was that for?" he asks.
"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets
with the name
MaryEllen written on it," she replies.
"Don`t be silly," he says. "Two weeks ago when I went
to the races,
MaryEllen was the name of one of the horses I bet
on." She seems
satisfied and at this apologizes.
Three days later he`s again sitting in his chair reading
when she nails
him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out
cold.
When he comes around, he asks again, "what was that
for?!"
"Your horse phoned."
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